Kiron Return: The Rollercoaster Ride to Your Unicorn

Giddy Up. Heal those wounds and Kiron will help you unlock new gifts

Okay kiddos, gather ‘round! Ever feel like you’re on the wrong planet? Sometimes wish you were a unicorn instead of a person? That’s your Kiron Return talking. It’s from something called Human Design, a mix of astrology, I-Ching, Kabbalah, and Chakras. If that sounds like a smoothie of mystical stuff, you’re absolutely right!

The Kiron Return happens between ages 49 to 51. Now, you’re probably thinking, “Whaat? That’s like, the age of dinosaurs!” Yeah, but wait!

Imagine being on a rollercoaster for 50 years. In the beginning, it’s confusing and scary. That’s your childhood. Then, it gets faster and crazier, that’s your teens and twenties. Soon, you get used to it; that’s your thirties and forties. Then suddenly, you’re on top of a massive hill. You can see the whole park! That’s your Kiron Return, the big “Aha!” moment when you understand yourself and life’s rollercoaster.

Remember the unicorn thing? The Kiron Return is like becoming your own kind of unicorn. You finally get why you love math but hate peas, or why you can’t resist playing in the mud.

Think about this: what if you could be any creature, real or imaginary, what would you be and why? It might be a hint about who you really are. And hey, don’t rush! You have lots of time until your Kiron Return, so go play, have fun, and remember, it’s okay to feel like an alien sometimes. Every great unicorn does!



Sean Wallbridge - The Chief Troublemaker

Dad. Husband. Drummer. Citizen Scientist. Hypnotist. Renaissance Man.